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bakefestatspliffanys:

geizler:

[danny devito voice] charlie

chawlie

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walkingwithdragons:

Christians call The Bible “the greatest story ever told” almost as if they’ve never heard John Mulaney’s Salt and Pepper Diner

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hotelvalentine:

When you call your personal shellfish salesman and order atlantic lobster caught fresh straight from nova scotia for your homemade lobster bisque

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